I have a little talk with Adam and Eve

I sent Peter a postcard to see if I could have another talk with God. He said that he would have to wait my turn, which would occur in 2788. He added that he would be dead by then, but that he could catch up with him on the bike path once he got there. He said it would be between 4:17 and 4:19 am, except on Sundays, when he has about a billion prayers to answer. However, Adam was available.

I found myself standing in front of Peter at the door and he pointed and said, “Adam wants to meet you at the park. He likes the outdoors.”

Of course, I was taken there and found Father Adam smelling a huge red rose. The fragrance was strong and he made my head spin. Wow!

Adam didn’t look at me, but he said, “I’m sorry you’re not realizing it.” The great old eternal today. I’ll have to do. He’s too busy to handle everything. It’s up to the rest of us to help him. As on earth, he does not impose on us. We have to want to help. Not everyone does.”

I said, “Do you mean that those who live in heaven defy God?”

Adam looked at me with his translucent blue eyes and said, “No. Never! They just don’t always do what he wants when he wants it. What do you want? I hope it’s not great wealth, good health.” , or peace in the world. Those things are so fleeting. Don’t you have something important for me today?

I said, “If those who live here aren’t doing God’s will, is there any chance there’s going to be another war in heaven? I don’t want to go to heaven if they’re going to have another war. I’ve had too much of that on earth.”

Adam said, “There are no belligerents here. There will be no war. There are those here who have decided that their heavenly reward should be to do what they want to do when they want to do it. They are out half the time taking up space.” cruise ships. On land, they spent their time on ocean cruisers. They’re not bad, just very useless.”

I said, “I’ve always wanted to go on a sea cruise. I haven’t because they’re expensive, you eat too much, the ship is full of other eaters, and you could get bubonic plague.”

Adam laughed. Then I heard a woman laugh. Adam said, “Is that you, Eve?”

Eva came out from behind the rosebush. Adam said, “You weren’t eva falling Was that you?” Then he laughed.

I also thought it was quite funny, but decided to keep a straight face so that Mother Eva wouldn’t be offended.

Adam said, “This is Taylor Jones, the cheat writer.”

Mesmerized by Eve’s beauty, I just nodded. Eve said: “I’ve been reading her stuff on the internet. I like her UFO articles. There is a correction though, Fanton’s Xrytspet in G10009845788899990766 no longer flies an FnL7 Time Craft. She has the new FnL7-A Time Crafts.”

I said, “That little brat. She told me she didn’t know where God lives. She’s been here, hasn’t she?”

Eve smiled, her brown eyes sparkling. “That could be right, Taylor Jones the cheat writer!”

Adam said, “That’s what you wanted to talk to God about, isn’t it? You think you’re going crazy. Well, worse things could happen to you. There’s no use in taking crazy too seriously. to greatness.” Einstein was under the illusion that if you put a large object in space, that space would distort around it.”

I have Father Adam out of Eve’s earshot. I said, “Was Fanton’s Xrytspet in G10009845788899990766 really here?”

He laughed again. “No, Taylor Jones, the pirate writer. Eve likes to snoop around. She saw the newsletters on my desk that said you’d been writing a million articles for http://www.ezinearticles.com. That’s where she found out about Fanton’s Xrytspet at G10009845788899990766”.

I said, “I have to go home. My wife wants to go shopping tonight. Oh, and Einstein was right, right?”